The Revolutionary Manifesto of the Anti-Confederate Revolution
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, support democracy, world peace, freedom of the press and speech, and the right to boycott as many parts of speech as we want.<br>
-It is our goal and duty to protect the members of the ACFR from Confederate acts of treachery, such as deer hunting, prepositions, verbs, subject pronouns, and the pitfalls of subtraction, as well as many common and tempting addition errors.<br>
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Article Two<br>
-A chief observance of the ACFR is the right to boycott. Our successful boycotts include boycotts against prepositions, pronouns, nouns, orange and black, Channel One anchor Lauren Jiggetts, and monks. We believe that by boycotting things favored by Confederates (except monks), we will be shutting down their Confederate minds.<br>
-Boycotting is mandatory for all members of the ACFR.<br>
-By speaking in certain designated accents or languages on designated days, ACFR members will significantly reduce the number of Confederate spies. Such accents or languages include but are not limited to: Olde English, Spanish, and French.<br>
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Article Three<br>
-Buttons are a chief way of communicating between members, and shall be created by revolutionary leader Breanne. All ACFR members shall wear the designated buttons on the designated day.<br>
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Article Four<br>
-We maintain that we are a free and independent organization. We support both the Guido Society and the International Society of Man-Candy (ISMC) but are not affiliated with any particular church or political party.<br>
-We are a branch division of Rainbowgirl Free Organization, but our beliefs are not necessarily those represented by Rainbowgirl Free Organization<br>
-By maintaining the fact that we are a free and independent organization, we reserve the right to charge members for admission to the ACFR, and to have monthly dues as necessary to fund boycotts and button-making. Fortunately, that has not yet been necessary.<br>
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